you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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