hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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