You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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