If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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