I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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