Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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