I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
