I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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