her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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