i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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