I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I smell stomach acid.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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