doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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