normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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