I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
