am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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