so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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