just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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