you're like a bully in the Christmas story
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
