Barsexuality is the new black.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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