look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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