Porn is love you can see.
and she was petting her beer can
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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