Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I have so many feelings about this burrito
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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