Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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