Just fell off a train. Bad.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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