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I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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