can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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