I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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