white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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