I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
