Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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