in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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