love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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