In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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