You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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