Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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