I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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