Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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