I don't think brook has ever known best
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Who put my cat in the fridge?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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