Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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