Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
In America we eat man semen.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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