I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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