He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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