Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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