After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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