are you so shy because you have an std?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
