real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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