any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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