Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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