Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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