Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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