do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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